|| sammy || pizzasexual || shrek||

i'm just some lonely dick who watches netflix for a living, don't mind me

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nighthooker:

mm girl youre so wet;) wait is that fucking pee you did not just pee yourself

thedoctorspatronus:

important things to consider about your otp

who pauses the movie they’re watching because i bought all this candy and you haven’t eaten near enough gummy worms so I’m gonna feed them to you

whose bed they end up in for cuddles and naps

who is really overprotective and asks if the other one is feeling okay every time they cough/sneeze

who doesn’t even know how they take their tea any more bc the other person always makes it for them

bandsandyoutubersokay:

prozacmorning:

punch-a-your-buns:

alskgirl:

shaydee604:

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

holy shit

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

I almost ignored this but I’m glad I didn’t

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